Amusing Q&A's

PS: While posting this I remembered my friend PM's remark post getting married - "G I live with a boy now" ;) lol !! 10 months post living with a boy I know exactly what she meant :)

SN's Q1 - (Ever night post dinner) Why does left over food have to be transferred into smaller bowls/boxes ? Can't you just leave the damn utensil in the refrigerator ?

A: Please note our refrigerator is not the size of an igloo to house all our utensils and more importantly its purely about proportions ; you are an engineer you should understand what that means.

SN's Q 2) Why do you wear high healed shoes when in exactly 15 minutes of walking you are going to complain that your feet hurt?

A: You own 2 pairs of sport shoes and 2 almost identical pair of black formal shoes....so I just don't expect you to get this one.

SN's Q3) Why do bed sheets / bed covers / cushion covers have to be put on? If you put them on why do you have to keep changing them ever so often i.e. every week ?

A: Because living in a hygienic germ proof environment is my human right.

SN's Q 4) Why do you have 3 T-shirts that look alike ?

A: The 3 T-shirts are a classic black, blue, white and therefore do not resemble each other even remotely :) But Oh I almost forgot that you are color blind since you have 12 grey T-shirts which you feel are oh! so different.

SN's Q 5) Why do you cry without reason ?

A: I am not insane, so I always cry for a reason and when I don't tell you the reason its because either I think you are emotionally incapable of understanding the same or more probably because the reason is "you" ;)

SN's Q 6) Why do you eat so little ?

A: Because I am not a giant and therefore I have a fairly small stomach ;) lol !!

SN's Q 7) Why do you have to go for a walk? Walking is no exercise !

A: Well firstly I know you are the laziest person on this planet and secondly something is better than nothing, so switch off your damn laptop and get your ass off the couch.

SN's Q 8) Why do you get so irritated with me when I am watching my game (cricket / football) ?

A: Because its 2 a.m. in the morning and though you have your ear phones on, you don't have a pacifier in your mouth and your incessant animated game commentary defeats your purpose of wearing ear phones ;)

SN's Q 9) Was I snoring ?

A: My consistent reply - No ! Roaring ;)

Sometimes its the loud snoring followed by a random " I am not asleep yet" comment lamely in the midst of it- lmao !!

SN's Q 10) Are you mad ?

A: You already know you have pissed me off...so honestly tell me is this question meant to test my thresh hold of patience ? ;)